[Someone's been avoiding people lately. His improvised phone line, his housemates, everyone. But he has to get out sometime ( Read more... )

... Next time I decide to open my mouth and do something incredibly foolish involving a holiday, my fellow prisoners are welcome to beat me.

With bricks, preferably.

[And with that announcement, he hangs up. That's all he's got to say, apparently.]

Are we all done mourning for the dearly departed general yet?  I'm sure she would have felt just as terrible about the loss of the rest of you, as you would have her.

[And if you can't tell he's being sarcastic here, you're probably a rock, or something else that isn't sentient.]

Can we start figuring out a real way to get home how?

... Word of advice, just in case you were all unaware?

The town hall is rather... durable.

[The line clicks off.]

((ooc: Following the events of this post, Sideswipe got his dumb butt droned for 12 hours. This post comes after he snaps out of it.))

I'll say this about this... place.  It certainly knows how to bring the rain.  So to speak.   [Mutters] ... NEST might kill me for that pun.

But, honestly, if they expect me to work... they could leave the electricity on.  I can't exactly pour this... alcohol--that's what it's called right?--without light.

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